Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.
Does your family know that you’re straight? What was it like when you told them?
My sister’s dog met a baby for the first time and then the doorbell rang.
Just finished my new cross stitch!
i want to thank russia for the most accurate description of eurovision i’ve seen all night
I want to thank all of europe for booing russia tonight.
Didn’t stop them…ya know, submitting an act and competing in eurovision though did it?