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yoshio-yoshida:

Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.

Does your family know that you’re straight? What was it like when you told them?

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I’m still really upset and angry. He did it once, the camera happened to be on him, he did it once and I think it’s the funniest joke that’s ever been on our show. - Michael Schur (x)
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vital-dust:

The whole show.

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My sister’s dog met a baby for the first time and then the doorbell rang.

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tungsten-holmium-rhenium:

That’s it. That’s the show.

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Just finished my new cross stitch!

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improbablenormality:

angelpair:

i want to thank russia for the most accurate description of eurovision i’ve seen all night

I want to thank all of europe for booing russia tonight.

Didn’t stop them…ya know, submitting an act and competing in eurovision though did it?

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No gifts

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sir-hathaway:

least-virginy-virgin-ever:

infinite-songbird:

how the fuck do some girls get boyfriends so easily like wtf do you just create them in your basement or what

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In just seven days, oh baby, I can make you a maaaaaaaaan

I believe that Rocky Horror fans just stole a text post and I love it.

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